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temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...
"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."
by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011
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Temperamental

Person 1- Gosh, my parents are kinda Temperamental, I hate my life.

Person 2- Bro, you mean they are both temper and mental?

person 1- Exactly.
by Allawee July 4, 2012
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T-T / Transient Temper

One who is not physically homeless but demonstrates transient/homeless characteristics.

Such as:

Random outburst ignited by just about anything.

Mood swings that start off with smiles and end up with anger tantrums or vice versa.

Philosophical moments of which he/she feels they have reached enlightment and therefor can give life advice in a condescending manner.
You: Hey, how is going?

T-T / Transient Temper response: Fuck off, I hate you!

You: I need help, can you give me a hand?
T-T / Transient Temper response: I feel sorry for you.

You: I am not going to finish the fries, do you want them?
T-T / Transient Temper response: I don't want your fucking charity! Fuck you and die!
by Tenoch Itzel October 19, 2010
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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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Room temperature challenge

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."
by squantis February 1, 2021
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temporary fix

Being used to fill a hole until someone else comes along to replace you. See rebound
Ex 1: "Who's this? Where's Maria?"
"Maria left me. This is my Temporary fix, Mandy."
Ex 2: I'm always the temporary fix, and never actally loved."
by Flowercrown March 4, 2016
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Berks County Temperature Check

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.
by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023
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