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technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.
My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!
by wingman_131 June 4, 2013
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technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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Technological edging

Technological edging is the broad concept of intentionally delaying the practical use or possession of a technology in order to capitalize on potential new and better innovations of the technology. The term 'edging' brazenly refers to the sexual act of edging, meaning to delay orgasm in order to achieve a more satisfying ending.

Specifically, technological edging could mean holding out on buying a new smartphone or PC, even if you desperately need one, in order to capitalize on next year's advancements in consumer tech. In other words, people delay buying in order to not feel sad when the next best tech comes out, so they might as well wait for another year.

Technological edging can also apply to much bigger and broader ultimate goals, such as delaying future space exploration (on mars, the moon, etc.) in order to capitalize on the future impending innovations of science and technology. Such a move, in one's opinion, may be the wiser option.
Example 1
Friend 1: Omg the new Galaxy S20 looks dope! Are you gonna get it?

Friend 2: Nope, I'm practicing technological edging rn. I wanna delay getting a new phone so I won't complain about the next new phone being better than it. I already have the Galaxy S9 and it's still going well so.

Example 2
The postponement of Trump's plan for sending astronauts to the Moon might seem disappointing at first, but hey, at least scientists can technological edge it and benefit from potential new breakthroughs in their space tech.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 1, 2020
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bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.
"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010
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Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.
Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go
by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020
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Food Technology Class

A class that you mess around with food and you get yelled by the teacher
Dillon: I got yelled by the teacher during Food Technology Class
Jeffrey: me too
by derpythincow February 25, 2021
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Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.
I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!
by advfreak August 7, 2023
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