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Tab

"You got any weed tonight?"

"Not tonight, just some tab."

"Huh?"

"E."
by suckonmyearswithyournose August 4, 2009
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Tab

A Dandy Highwayman, sometimes appearing in the form of a dead monkey.
Hey - is that Tab a dandy highwayman or a monkey?
by Sheps January 17, 2004
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TAB

A Tasty Asian Babe. More than just the typical Asian girl with small tits and no ass...these are foxy as hell.
dude did you see that TAB that walked by...she was foxy as hell
by Thomas Reid September 26, 2006
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TABs

Trifling Ass Bitches; women who are incompetent and stupid. Talk a lot and say very little and waste time in general with their simple minded comments and general lack of intellect. All women have some TAB in them even if it comes out infrequently.
Woman: "Oh my god thank you for stopping to help me, I'm on my way to buy tampons from the store and my car just died in the middle of the street for no reason and I don't know what to do and..."

Man: "You forgot to put gas in your car... fucking TABs should stop wasting my time."
by wim enzes June 10, 2011
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Tab

That Coco Cola soda, TaB tastes nasty and fake.
by TaB girll June 28, 2005
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Tab

A drinking game with very few rules.

Invented by The Ohio State University and Illinois State University tri teams.

Rule 1: To start or enter the game, one must be five drinks in
Rule2: (forgot, long night...)
Rule 3: No cookies allowed (cough medicine not recommended)

Start with many cups of beer in the middle of the table with one Tab-cup (king-cup). One player (The Tab-Master) starts by taking a tab off of a beer can (should be many around because you just filled many cups with beer). He puts the tab in his hand behind his back and switches from hand to hand. When he decides which hand he wants it in he puts both of his hands out in front of him. The guesser (The Tab-sterbater) then guesses which hand the tab is in. If he guesses correct the Tab-Master drinks, if he guesses wrong, he drinks. The Tab-sterbater becomes the Tab-Master the next turn. Go around in a circle one by one until all cups are gone. When there is only the Tab-cup left it is the best 2 of 3 to decide the losser. Refill cups in center to continue game all night.

O-H-I-O-I-S-U-T-A-B!
Adam: We played a long game of Tab last night.

Derek: What's Tab?

Adam: Are you serious? Where have you been the past two years?!

Derek: Michigan...
by The Tab-sterbater April 27, 2012
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TAB

Thick American Bastard.

Pretty much the whole of the USA then.
Ignore him, he's a TAB.
by Pete Pazazz October 26, 2006
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