twit

a pregnant fish.

a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.

by gosaimasu May 22, 2009

TWIT

Teenage Woman In Her Thirties.....twit

a woman, obviously in her 30's, who:

**try to act like a teenager by dressing like them. Stop shopping in the juniors department.

**lingers around the bar for boys who are barely of age to drink cougar

**a woman who is afraid of embracing her age and feels she must stay 17...give or take a few years.

"Dude...look at that twit. She's acting/dressing like she's 21. She's obviously 35. Palm-Face."

by snowsprite February 4, 2010

TWIT

That's what I thought.

1: Did you know...?
2: No, I didn't!
1: twit.

by MPham December 23, 2011

fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

word of Twit

Information uncritically believed followed and quoted exactly as read on Twitter.

I brought home a trunk full of beef before I realized the impending meat strike was was only word of Twit.

by JonasOfToronto May 27, 2009

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009