Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018

Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.

Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.

by Jack Jan March 16, 2020