Highlander Two

Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial

Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!

by evadgib June 21, 2010

two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 09, 2015

two-thousandaire

A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.

Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.

by Joe Rodolico June 28, 2006

Two Heaters

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth

Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.

by BobbyBaja December 06, 2009

two-pieced

to be hit in rapid succession by two punches

Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?

by jjthekid March 07, 2008

Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

by Cob07 January 30, 2022

Eating For Two

One of the most common terms for pegnancy.

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???

by talk2me-JCH2 March 16, 2022