1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
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I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.
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NANCY: Probably switch hitting.
NANCY: Probably switch hitting.
by runforcover December 16, 2012
Get the switch hitting mug.Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."
Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
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Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
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No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha
by CDChurch August 16, 2010
Get the Meat Switch mug.To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
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