Bouv swing

a term typically associated with the term Bouvier defining someone who's a bouvier and that also has bipolar tendencies,mood swings, or moments.

when the bouvier failed to steal the car he got particularly assanine and tried to argue his way out of being arrested. When the cops arrested him anyway he tried to give them a guilt trip. When that didn't work either he threw a huge Bouv Swing in which he was impregnable to anything that made sense and they eventually just gave up and threw him out of jail.

by Sigly_b December 27, 2007

swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

swing jaw

swing jaw - you have a swinging jaw from the effect of drugs

ie: 'you have swing jaw cos eh that magic you just took'

by taylorsteedman January 30, 2014

swing oil

the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.

Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.

"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"

by Ryan Cahill August 11, 2006

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.

After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

by Thistle Dubh August 18, 2009

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia May 26, 2007

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton August 30, 2007