sweater stretchers

boobs

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

by Baji January 2, 2009

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy Jesus!, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 15, 2016

bj swerve

The reckless driving that results when the driver is recieving oral sex from the passenger.

"Damn, that dude is doing the bj swerve, he must be getting a bj"

by Frank Chestly March 29, 2008

Gel Sweater

A gel sweater is a thick layer of fat that keeps its obese wearer warmer than a skinny person. A person who is overweight may get hot very easily because they have their own "gel sweater."

Man, aren't you freezing right now?
Not really, I've been working on my gel sweater all winter. It's keeping me nice and warm right now.

by chickenfoood December 7, 2010