spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.

guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?

by lesd3w December 20, 2022

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

SWAB

Stoner with a boner.

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.

by MarkCody January 20, 2024

Swab

an annoying piece of shit
a fucking loser

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.

by Spaxems January 30, 2020

Cotton Swab

a slur for white people

Shut up cotton swab!

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021