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spit swabbing the pork curtains

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
by jack January 28, 2003
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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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SWAB

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.
by MarkCody January 20, 2024
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Swab

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.
by Spaxems January 30, 2020
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Cotton Swab

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021
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