Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.

Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.

by BuffSammy January 24, 2024

27 Club Survivor

A person who makes it to their 28th birthday.

Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."

by rnnrdad November 20, 2023

Tsunami Survivor

A tsunami survivor is a person who appears in a photo where everybody else phtobombed this photo him or her.

He tried to take a picture when he graduated but it was too crowded, what a tsunami survivor !

I was trying to take a photo by the Eifel tower but everyone kept standing in frame! I felt like a tsunami survivor!

by hotdogscutepugs December 7, 2022

Survivor

Cool people turn physco as they're trapped on a deserted island and suffer for money

I'm the survivor Catherine Parr.
I won sole survivor!

by JohnLaurensLikesHamBoiAndHamBo February 8, 2021

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Survivor of NNN Day

A day on December first where everyone (who is a man) celebrates surviving NNN or No Nut November, and it will start a new generation of giga chads. So, pray you can make it before you give in. Oh, and after the celebration and such, you get to... you know.

We shall celebrate Survivor of NNN Day

by Survivor of NNN Day November 29, 2022