suprision

The actual moment of suprise.

The toilet seat closing in a quiet house knocked me right into suprision!

by dustburn May 8, 2007

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006

Pickle suprise

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.

Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!

by cd mac December 4, 2013

Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014

Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.

Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.

by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016

Poofy NoNo Suprise

A hot asian woman with a huge distasteful bush.

a poofy nono suprise - not somthing you get in a cracker jack box....

poofy nono suprise - the real reason chinese restaraunts get shutdown

poofy nono suprise - why godzilla is so angry

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011