arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!

I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!

by Kozmikella June 26, 2022

Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.

Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.

by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019

obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016

Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.

Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.

by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011

Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010