everywhere like such as

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?

by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007

don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

by keepexploring April 28, 2020

that’s such an emma thing to say

when someone asks if they should do something so ungodly stupid and dangerous

person: hey dude should i go drink gasoline

friend: that’s such an emma thing to say

by peepee fart July 11, 2020

like such as and

phrase used to relate specific examples to an overlying concept or idea in order to provide supporting evidence to that idea

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Response: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or er should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

by Miss South Carolina October 1, 2007

You're such a dumbledore

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.

"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."

by Elizapple August 8, 2016

and such

A shortened version of "and such things", "and such other things" or "and such things as that". This is essentially a non-verbatim English equivalent of et cetera and can be used interchangeably.

1. Candy bars, and such, are not particularly nutritious.
2. I like modern furniture, like Swedish, Danish, and such.
3. Joe: Japanese car manufacturers are the best having won awards for engine, transmission, trunk space...
Kristi:...and such, but the real point is that...

by chango44 March 18, 2008

There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021