When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023

Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 1, 2023

- I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru
by no ones overdosing March 8, 2025

by New wife Judy March 8, 2025
