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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
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Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.
We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.
by VETthoughts October 11, 2023
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The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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Subaru

Subaru is a character in the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, also known as Patrick Star.
- I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru
by no ones overdosing March 8, 2025
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Subaru

Subaru is my favorite character
by mttr.112 March 6, 2025
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subaru of lesbians

Subaru - a Subaru is the collective noun for a group of lesbians
Me and my buddy saw a Subaru of lesbians at the farmers market this morning
by New wife Judy March 8, 2025
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