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Stunt Shitting 

The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances

Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience

For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby [Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?

Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire

Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
Related Words

Stunt Group 

Something that you do in cheerleading. There is a flyer, a side base, a main base and a back-spot. Also sometimes there is a front spot. The main base and side base hold the flyer in the palms of there hands. The back spot holds the flyer's ankles. The flyer stands up and stays very tight. She also sucks up her body weight.
Effingham County Middle School has the best stunt group.

Stunt Cum 

As defined by comedian Robert Shimmel, stunt cum is the fake appearing cum that you see in most porno's, making it look like the male star is shooting off like a sprinkler!
Man, did you see that stunt cum on that stud? Yeah, he wishes he had that much spunk!
Stunt Cum by Super-horny Chic November 8, 2005

stunt man 

It is a drinking stunt, preferably with the supplies of salt, lime and tequila.
First you sniff a line of salt
then squeeze lime juice in your eye
and last take one or two shots of tequila
Ricky: Hey did you see AJ do the stunt man?
Jeff: Ya, the crazy bastard was crying and bleeding out of his nose for half an hour
stunt man by Ran Ran January 6, 2007

Stunt Cunt

Noun. (1) A back-stabbing cunt who plays games in an effort to intentionally make you look bad to someone of importance to you; i.e., your boss, friend, et cetera.
(2) A person who pulls stunts for the sake of causing trouble; most generally to make someone look bad and to make them look good for their own personal gain.
Jen: "Mindy was again talking trash about you in the building."

Audra: "What a Stunt Cunt! She so wants me fired."
Stunt Cunt by Victim 1029 October 1, 2006

stunt cock 

The guy who sleeps with a girl after some other guy (usually a mate/friend) puts in the effort chatting her up.
Usually when a group of guys are out together and one spends the night chatting up a girl but when it comes to the crunch she mysteriously ends up getting shagged by one of the other guys in the group. The first guy is the fluff boy..the other is the stunt cock!
stunt cock by Drew Dunstone January 31, 2007