stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

Hop on Stumble Guys

zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.

“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”

“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”

by Gay Stumble Guys Sex October 3, 2022

stubble

little hairs that prick and poke you when u dont shave in some time
EX- did u see stacy? she had a stubble on her thigh yesterday

i knew u were a stubble when u grew in... so shame on me now im laying in the cold hard tub -ugh ugh ughhghghg

by <3me<3 January 11, 2015

stumblefucked

When you reach the end of Stumbleupon.

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?

by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

stumblejohn

An exclamation used to show anger.

Stumblejohn! I can't beleive I wen't and did that without thinking...

by Kirby Peawauket May 3, 2005

stumbleupon

(N) 1. Stumbleupon is an internet sea of feminine passive-aggression, trolling and insanity. An ideal forum for internet tough guys, pretentious bitches, would be political pundits, old women and shitty poets to sound off. Members of the 'core forums' aren't well known for having much going on with respect to interpersonal skills, as is evidenced by their endless hours spent online.

2. A place for douche bags too old for 4chan to hang out.

3. A web browser utility used for trading kittens photographs, smut, and astronomical photos amongst 'friends', who are generally people you wouldn't spend a minute with in real life.

I joined Stumbleupon, but hated the experience. It's like facebook for wordy douche bags.

by Riddlze November 1, 2009