awkward stage

usually between sometime in middle school to high school (or if you're SUPER unlucky, college, whereas then you might just be an awkward person at that point) where you do socially unacceptable things and don't realize how unacceptable they are until you look back many years later and realize how nerdy/socially unacceptable/odd you were. symptoms include: public displays of white girls trying to act ghetto and shopping at wet seal and males with an uncanny obsession with a card/video game with fictional characters

Jenny: "Oh god, remember when Carrie dressed really ugly for that slutty sophomore Halloween party?"
Carrie: "Shut up Jenny. that was my awkward stage!"

by Hector Little D December 13, 2012

toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"

P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"

by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008

snaze

when you need to sneeze, but the sneeze gods frown upon you at the last second, leaving you with a tingly nose, but never having sneezed.

a sneeze that fails to exit the nose.

the sneeze equivalent of a stillbirth.

oh man, i had the most wicked sneeze, but i couldn't get it out, and it was just a snaze. it'll be back for me later.

by dmq888 August 20, 2010

back stage pass

1. A permit allowing an individual to enter the performer's area at a concert or show.
2. Backing regular vaginal sex with a little ass fucking. (Going backstage after the main show.)
3. Being invited to hit that ass.

1. That bitch is so hot, she got tossed a back stage pass.
2. bitch slept through my fuck so I back staged her just to hear her moan.
3. Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon.

by Devon Null June 11, 2006

stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

by Robin February 25, 2005

Stage 5 Smiley

Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.

Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..

by GRabbit35 March 4, 2010

Nissan Stagea

Commonly called the Skyline Wagon, is a car developed by Nissan Japan, to combat the Subaru Legacy in the Japanese market. It appears to be styled from the old R31 Skyline Wagons with a similar front with the lights being placed the same. The early WC34 models which were produced from 1996 til 2000 featured the same engines as the R33 and R34 Skylines. The current M35 model was released in 2001 and had its engine changed to the VQ series, just like the Skyline. Though one engine option of the Stagea is unique for this car. The VQ25DET is only available in the Stagea. Where as all other engine options are shared with the corresponding V35 Skyline model.

I drive a Nissan Stagea

by eemo_crash June 4, 2007