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statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016
mugGet the statisticsmug.

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.
"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"
by “”” August 3, 2021
mugGet the statistics freakmug.

Statistics yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021
mugGet the Statistics yuhmug.

Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
mugGet the Statistmug.

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
mugGet the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.mug.

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.
When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.
by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022
mugGet the statistmug.

Statist's Sister

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."
by Midatsun June 7, 2016
mugGet the Statist's Sistermug.

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