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This isn't Sparta

This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.
Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*
by Rebecca Rocker November 15, 2007
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spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet
I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet
by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007
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smartass

Someone who constantly posts real definitions on Urban Dictionary
ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.
by angrynerd September 3, 2012
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dirty spartan

its when your fucking a girl from behind and all of a sudden you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her off the bed.
I was fucking my girl after we watched 300 and i totally gave her the dirty spartan right off the bed
by Daniel Gray March 26, 2007
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Spartacus

A movie made in 1960 directed by Stanley Kubrick. The plot entails a slave army led by an ex-gladiator (Spartacus) that threatens the sovereignty of Rome. Sadly, they don't defeat the Roman armies.
Famous line: I'm Spartacus!
by Josiah Fallot October 13, 2008
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Spartanburg

The one and only. There's no other place like it. Home of six colleges, five within city limits. Sometimes called the "Detroit of the South" due to the presence of BMW and other automotive related companies. Also, statistically the most cosmopolitan city of its size due to the diversity of the culture. Not much in the way of nightlife, but what there is, is great. Plenty of restaurants. Almost everyone who's born there leaves, experiences the world, then comes back home. It's the place everyone wants to leave when they're young, and the place to raise your family and live when they're older.
You gotta see Spartanburg to appreciate it!
by Burg Princess @ Heart September 17, 2008
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Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006
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