"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."
by Hairsway October 27, 2015
A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022
by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016
Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
by Momo the lemur December 05, 2010
A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023
by Stale cocks April 24, 2016
any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006