lemon squash

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.

Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.

by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018

Squishy Boot

What The Crack Fox in The Mighty Boosh calls condoms.

Vince: They're johnny's..
Crack Fox: They're my squishy boots!

by beccaaa! March 3, 2008

squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

Squeeze and Squish

The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.

She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.

by Banana42 April 18, 2010

squisheasy

When something is easy to squish, or squishable, it is considered "squisheasy".

Me: "Would you like some Jello?"
Joe: "Jello? No thanks. It's too squisheasy for me."

by 1st Lady Pinner December 18, 2009

squishiel

Only a half a thimble worth of liquid left in a container.

Why did you only leave a squishiel of milk in the fridge, instead of throwing the jug away?

by Dekere Volknoss September 3, 2014