Sponge

Another word to desribe a tool!

That dude is the biggest sponge ever!!!

by Sponge Creater 101 April 18, 2011

Sponge

A nickname for a small, random female person.

Hey Sponge, you are too damn short!

Hayley, your new name is Sponge cause you are small and random.

by ¿Uno? May 18, 2005

sponging

to chat on facebook with your niggys while blogging.

i was sponging the other day and it was some adrenaline pumping multi-tasking action

by Hugh Mongous March 10, 2009

sponged

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated:

were getting sponged tonight

by elietheliar September 2, 2010

Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Car Sponge

That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.

George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him

by Zoltan300 October 12, 2010

little sponge

The opposite of a big shot

KRIS WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE ABIG SHOT!!!

by {KROMER NEEDED} December 9, 2021