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splendickerus

I have a splendickerus idea
by SkyUchiha95 May 30, 2023
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shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you
he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck
by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023
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splendick

Her: have you seen peyton's cock, its so small

Me: what do you mean he has a splendick.
by DILLYSWILLY May 4, 2024
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Splitrock

A small ass town with old people. There are stray cats, big trucks and bigger horses. Touch their trucks and horses, your life will end with a closed door.
Splitrock has some real, old wackos in it.
by Dfghfdghgdd May 5, 2024
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Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.
Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback
by Ddr99 May 7, 2024
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Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 6, 2011
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Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.
Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.
by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018
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