Sphindoo

A immigrant truck driver from India or Pakistan who, whilst sitting spun out on a hill on the highway, and blocking several vehicles, asked about tire chains, responds “I cannot do”

(On LADD 1)
Truck Driver 1: “Why is there so much traffic on the hill today?”
Truck Driver 2: “There is a sphindoo blocking the road”
Truck Driver 1 “why the fuck doesn’t he have his chains on?”
The Sphindoo in question: “I cannot do”

by Thic_Boi_ALBERT July 17, 2023

sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

by Noir September 6, 2005

sphinct

The feeling of an expanded anus after a large discharge of waste has been released from the body

Rupert- Oh man I just took a huge dump.
Francis- Wow dude you are so sphinct right now.

by Ira Auberg July 3, 2008

Spheal

An adorable awesome little pokemon who could literally kill anyone and get laid while doing it cause hes that fucking badass

A spheal is awesome

by Spheal lover October 14, 2014

Sphincter Factor

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009

sphinkter

ass hole

Ass sphinkter says, what?

by ansf g February 4, 2004

sphincter

ring-like muscle found in the anus

From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

by The Real Izzy December 28, 2005