Spentor

Spentor is the Greek god of dust mites. His powerful cane, when thrust, expels thousands upon thousands of dust mites, hence the phrase "Is that your cane or is it Spentor's cane, Spentor the Greek god of dust mites?"

"Give Spentor some forks or I will be forced to use my cane upon you to make lots of dust mites" - Spentor (talking in third person, as usual)

by Michael Groves March 29, 2005

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speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.

"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."

by Maddawg February 19, 2005

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sweeto

the best form of sweet that there is

oh my god that car is sweeto!

by katie bahr February 3, 2003

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speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

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Speedo

Swimwear that is like briefs. It's often worn if you are on a swim team. It shows your package so if you have a baby pee pee many people will notice it.

It is bad enough that Bill is made fun of for his one inch hairless dick at 15 years old in the showers. However, the hottest girls in the school have been coming to swim meets and looking at the guys bodies. Unfortunately, one of them is a girl in which Bill has a crush on and is emberassed that his one inch hairless package gives him no bulge and everybody laughs at his baby dick in his speedo.

by Jr23115 October 8, 2013

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