Speedo Boy

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.

Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”

by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019

Speer Hoodie

A meme from the Hearts of Iron 4 mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe in which Albert Speer is portrayed on a hoodie with the caption "Speer Hoodie" in impact font. Can also be called the dentist hoodie.

Look at that gamer wearing his speer hoodie. Boy do I want him to fuck me.

by b0tMAn August 7, 2021

Speed of Science

The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.

No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.

by SonnyElse October 20, 2022

one speed

all at once or continuing something without stopping

Let's do this one speed - right here, right now.

by IPSOFACTO July 7, 2008

coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Speedster

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Speed Goat

Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.

Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.

by Sigmo January 2, 2011