Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

by Xxx69suckerxxX May 19, 2022

spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...

ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!

by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer May 18, 2011