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snatch scratch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred
by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008
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Snatch Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men they become snatch cousins. It's a bond that can never be broken
Hey girl! I did him too, now we're snatch cousins.
by Blackentheskies November 16, 2009
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Snatch Lump

The lump of a girls pussy you can see when she is in her underwear or bikini
Guys at the beach: Dam dude see that girls snatch lump when she bent over to pick up her towel!? Pussy was poppin!
by JyahC June 5, 2015
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bo-scatch

bo-scatch, or as in its full term, bovine scatulation, means bullshit.
Ray:'jean, put the gravy in the bin'
Jean:' shut up Ray, you chat bo-scatch'
by alex-girl January 4, 2009
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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
by -Samax- December 16, 2010
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Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969
"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"
by Cum sack June 14, 2013
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shaved snatch

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!
by person876543 March 13, 2015
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