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Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.
"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
by hhans November 2, 2011
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ecclesiastical spanking

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.
The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.
by sambarnes January 11, 2009
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spanking the monkey

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
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Spanking

A word that used to mean punishment for a child who had done wrong. When done fairly and properly the child usually did not commit that particular crime again. Some parents used it only as a means of last resort. Other parents spanked their kids for every little thing they did which actually had the opposite effect.

Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,

The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
2012 parent 1;Honey look at this book!" When we have our first kid this is exactly what we will do!"

2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"

2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."

20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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spanking the skunk guts

when a girl pushes her fingers in and out of her pussy and rubs the clit
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole
Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!
by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016
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grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.
Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.
by Goatzilla October 30, 2017
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