star spangled and mangled

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Spangled

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

When you and your mates are talking absolute bollocks without realising it, and then it hits you what utter shite you were chatting

Linda: Greg what the fuck are we on about
Greg: Well Linda, it appears we're trapped in the spangle...

the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.

As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!

by Stu Cherbourg July 7, 2017

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”