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Spacemonkey

Spacemonkey is the nickname of Daniel Jackson, given by Jack O'Neill. Daniel hates said name, which makes Jack use it even more. Given to him after he is alive after all (he almost pulled a Daniel Jackson).
"Spacemonkey. Yeah!"
"Don't call me Spacemonkey, Jaaack"
by LabRatAbby December 29, 2007
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Money Sack

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012
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smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.
"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005
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spacemonkey

Underground Cult Website.
The word came about after naming a picture on a table apparently.
That should be used on spacemonkey
by MH February 15, 2005
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Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!
by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009
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spacemonkeymolly

An unbeliavably naive good-doer in love with humankind.
He: "Look at that shine!"
Me: "Yeah, watch that spacemonkeymolly go..."
by egonym February 15, 2019
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SpaceMonkey06

A 6’6 man with a 13 incher that can make every pantie in a 5 mile radius drop to the floor, oblitering their pums
I heard spacemonkey06 has 13 inches of pure meat
by AstroAlerts February 1, 2023
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