Soiled

Meaning that you shat your pants.

Father I have soiled myself.

by shittihs February 17, 2023

Skidlet

Skidlet: a person who has actually pices of shit left over in their boxers,unclean; you can call these people skidlet/skidlets. (Especially If they are under 5ft'9inches)

Kenzie with skids in his pants wrong bastard, we shall now call him skidlet. And

Oh look here comes the skidlet, we better dash he stinks.

by Lewis766554 May 10, 2023

soider

A massive fan of the character John A. Zoidberg from Futurama. Derived from "Soidbert" or "Soidberg", both of which are comedic misspellings of the character's name.

Person A: HEY, did you get your girlfriend to watch Futurama with you last night?
Person B: Yeah. Her favorite so far is Zoidberg.
Person A: I KNEW she'd be a soider.

by solarex May 20, 2024

soidev

Synonym of Soydev. A software developer who drinks Soylent and only follows the latest programming fads while lacking talent or the ability to properly design applications.

Soidev: We are very agile code artisans. We only use the latest Javascript libraries.

by turboautism August 15, 2025

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

by Ethantyrobi November 22, 2017

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018

A soiled supper

before dinner, you eat a load of laxatives. While eating, finger your asshole with one hand. When your family is finishing up, you turn around and shoot explosive diarrhea at everyone at the table.

My brother was so mad the other day, he made a soiled supper

by Jfhwiauwnwoap April 13, 2019