I screwed that light socket!!
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Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."
by Mike Payne May 05, 2008
The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."
If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.
Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!
Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!
by Nezom June 15, 2007
A cold socket is a very simple, and interesting way to pleasure yourself.
Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.
Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.
by DaLaxerBrasefFag August 09, 2009