small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.

Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGoth November 29, 2010

Small Ng

The same as 8745. It refers to one of the D&T teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong (the other one is Chan Tong). He broke his leg when chasing a bus. He always ask people what is 8745 and always punish students to stand up.

Small Ng: What is 8745?
Student: You are 8745 and you are very 8745

by Hong Kong independence October 5, 2018

small d

Usually .1 or .2 inches long

What a small d you have john.

by small d kiddd September 19, 2016

Small Hommos

1. Small bean dip
2. Small gay people

The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.

by tkobaltimore August 22, 2020

small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Small Penis Humiliation

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

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I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 March 12, 2009

Small Town Syndrome

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.

Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.

by ScringleBop June 25, 2020