slipknot

Best damn metal band ever to grace gods fucken earth!!

Look at that hippie, YEA MAN! GUNS AND ROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

by Cobain November 25, 2003

slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc July 31, 2004

slipknot

A dumb ass devil worshiping band that you cant tell anything they're saying in their songs, and that wear gay ass masks with long noses and zipping mouths and gay shit like that!

Slipknot is the gayest fuckin band ever dude! They eat dick!

by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb October 31, 2004

slipknot

What should be put around the necks of all members and fans associated with this fucked up creation of a band.

And I thought God screwed up when he made the platypus.

by mytheos July 16, 2003

slipknot

An INDUSTRIAL metal band with 9 members,only three of which were in the original lineup on the mate.feed.kill.repeat. album. (<<their first. the numbers on their second cd was the barcode number on the afore mentioned cd) Some brackish pieces of shit think slipknot bought their masks... no.your wrong. all their masks are homemade and very tight and painful to wear as to add to the intesity of their music and/or live show. Slipknot is a great band, but it is not for everyone. A slipknot can also be a type of knot that is learned in boyscouts

You can't kill me cuz im already dead inside.

by Shadow of a Man February 23, 2004

slipknot

kickass metal-thrash band. with such songs as Duality, People=Shit, and Wait and Bleed. Originated in Iowa.

me- "Slipknot is quite possibly the best thing to come outta Iowa"
my friend- "where the hell is your slipknot cd?"

by eliz April 25, 2005

slipknot

Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 3, 2004