sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

by TABISAUR November 13, 2011

sleep

An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms.

Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull.

by matchsticky July 8, 2011

sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

by Siberian Monkey Doo September 28, 2003

Sleep

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

by superfragilisticexpialidocious March 14, 2012

sleeping

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.

That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.

by Kat E. May 22, 2006

sleep

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004