sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

by TABISAUR November 13, 2011

sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

by Siberian Monkey Doo September 28, 2003

Sleep

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

by superfragilisticexpialidocious March 14, 2012

sleep

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004

sleep

Verb/Action

Lying still ( usually in the dark) for an extended period of time (varying in each circumstance) until consciousness dissipates. Cognition can then return in several different ways; First occuring naturally, after an indeterminate amount of time, depending on an individuals sleep cycle and biorhythm. Secondly, it can manually be regained through use of an alarm either with a clock, a watch, or a phone. Lastly awareness of perception can be retrieved prematurely though abrupt, obnoxious external auditory and/or physical means, being the least likely of ways anyone would prefer to wake up.

I'm going to go to sleep now... GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FUCKING WAKE ME UP BEFORE 12. Good night.

by Insomnatic June 7, 2013

Sleep

You obviously know what sleep means. You’re just bored and tried

Go to sleep

Bob went to sleep

by Apathetically June 21, 2018