Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."
by trombonegod99 September 13, 2012
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sleeper titties

The big boobs of a girl who tries to hide them and doesn't take photos that show them off, and doesn't wear low cut shirts.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.
Dude, Michelle has some sleeper titties
Yea man, you would never know from looking at her Facebook.
by nananananbatman May 26, 2013
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Serial Sleeper

Someone who sleeps around a lot, especially if they are in a relationship.
That Canadian is such a Serial Sleeper
by StellarAce27 September 13, 2016
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Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood
You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.
by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 06, 2018
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Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.
Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."




by YumYum69 October 25, 2008
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Pulled a sleeper

To pretend you are going to bed/passing out either in the real world or online in order to get out of doing something or get away from someone.
Henry just didn't get that I had no interest in hooking up with him so after we smoked I pulled a sleeper and he finally left.
by Isaisa November 24, 2009
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sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.
Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !
by meme.sters November 25, 2016
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