You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

Smashed all Crazy

When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex

I met this fine ass gurl the other day. I got her number and smashed all crazy.

by Dontreal December 8, 2009

box of smashed assholes

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010