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Luke Skywalker

A jedi.

Son of Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amidala.

A dissapointment.
"How does Anakin manage to look so hot, while Luke is pretty damn ugly?!"

"He gets it from his mother."
by [The Problem Child] June 11, 2005
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Luke Skywalker

The act of cutting off one's penis and using it as a dildo after filling it with cement.
-"Hey man, you want a Luke Skywalker or something?"
-"HEY MAN! LOOK! STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!"
by Jakey Lib January 3, 2008
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Luke Skywalker

a weak ie man from star wars who manages to kill his father and the emperor by sheer luck.
WIthout his lightsaber, Luke would get pwned by Worf
by Tereth February 17, 2005
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Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100%

People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga
Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd

Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd
by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022
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ANAKIN sKYWALKER

A fat sticky blunt full of that fire that cuts ya lungs like a light saber. Call that blunt a anikan skywalker cuz.
a fat blunt that reminds you of a light saber used by anakin skywalker. Use the force...
by anarcho June 14, 2008
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rey skywalker

when you truly want the most shit show of puke you will ever see balls of urine will drown your eyes while coughing up butthole sand from your gross ass trans gf with dom toretto constantly repeating the word family the smell of shitlemon in the air
who are you? ( im rey.... rey skywalker )
by rey skywalker November 23, 2021
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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