Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.

Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.

by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021

Siri

“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users

“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”

by i eat pizza for breakfast November 1, 2021

sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole

i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!

by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023

Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

siris

a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty

girl: omg i want a boyfriend
girl 2: get you a siris

by imanadultvirgin69696969 December 15, 2018

Siri

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019