Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

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Simantatech

In the realm of this forward thinking technology mindset, there is an unwavering devotion to AI, scalability, and microservices. Yet, amid the intricate tapestry of code, comprehension and simplicity fall by the wayside, overshadowed by the relentless pursuit of technological advancement, sometimes at the expense of our fundamental human connection.

1. Simantatech: where simplicity took a vacation, and AI brought back souvenirs.

2. In Simantatech's world, microservices are like confetti – everywhere, but who cleans it up?

3. At Simantatech, they asked for simplicity, and AI replied with a magic show, disappearing all traces of it.

by xola December 7, 2023

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simantatech

Simantatech is a form of software architecture, where simplicity took a vacation, and AI brought back souvenirs. In this approach, they asked for simplicity, and AI replied with a magic show disappearing all traces of it. Microservices in this world are like confetti - everywhere, but who cleans it up?

Let's build this the Simantatech way.

by xola December 9, 2023

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Simanye

Simanye is a young man with a lot of potential to be one of the greatest people to have ever lived. Coming from a not so wealthy background, he remains deeply humble, although some might misjudge his confidence for arrogance. Blessed with leadership skills and a great logical thinker, one might assume that it is only a matter of time before he makes his mark on the world.

He came up with one of the best ideas the panel has ever seen. Some of the panel called it a Simanye idea.

by KareemTheGreat April 20, 2025

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Siminormalsea

Almost normal but not

Hopefully work is back to siminormalsea.

by The/he/shit November 29, 2025

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Pasquale Siano

The best art history professor ever, mythological figure, attractive, graying hair, magnetic personality, chin in the shape of an ass, he is idolized by anna and memy, draws temples on his diary, explains reading from the book with elbows resting on the desk and in the middle of the lesson slams his hand on the desk and exclaims "basta è noioso!" He explains for 20 minutes and the rest of the hour he does nothing, laughs alone and you can make fun of him because he doesn't understand and laughs. The king of the universe,mayor of Siano (he is supposed to be so narcissistic as to call his main kingdom as himself),keeps locked up "the horse" "super t" and "mastronatale" and their shitty girls in his temple designed by himself and whips them,he has the power of teleportation,he also has a bus called "9 Siano" with destination Siano,his base,he's always everywhere,HE IS AND CAN EVERYTHING.

He is in the end the main subject of the absurd theories and mental films of her pupils Memy and Anna obsessed with hum.

X:"Pasquale Siano is the king of the universe,a hot greek god"

by ♡Sianolover♡ June 10, 2020

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