silf

son i'd like to fuck

My oldest son is a silf

by GlizzyGoblin November 22, 2023

silf's

Bailey and Ridgely, silf=sister-i'd-like-to-fuck.

Dude, the silf is rockin'

by kate January 11, 2005

Silf gilf

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“Oh my god that picture is so Silf gilf”

by buttetfly2618 May 13, 2022

silflay

From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means to go above ground to eat.

I didn't silflay with the rest of the warren this morning - I'll go tonight.

by Captain 12 pack December 14, 2008

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus with one or more fingers while driving a pickup truck. For a traditional, or "urSilfen," the same fingers should then be used to pick crusty boogers out of an extremely hairy nose and the fingernail(s) should be cleaned using an incisor tooth. Extra points for simultaneous perfomance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."

by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus while driving a pickup. For a traditional Silfen, the fingernails must be cleaned with the edge of an incisor tooth. Extra style points awarded if performed while stopped in traffic and for simultaneous performance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but the odd-looking fellow in the pickup next to us just Silfened."

by Lt. Grover January 31, 2009

Silflay

To eat outside. Combination of the words "Flay" and "Sil." Flay means food, and Sil means out.

Hey, John. We should go silflay.

by Porphyric March 27, 2009