shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 22, 2005

shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 13, 2010

Shorty

term used by a masc gay/bi dude when referring to a slight fem gay/bi dude

whaddup shorty, i'm tony

by foxy brown January 04, 2003

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 08, 2005

shorty's

the best skate gear

Yo Toan Nguyen is on the Shorty's team and he is the best.

by Asian Dude August 03, 2003

shorties

Female members of WAM
Also used to describe younger members of said WAM group.

I hope shorty has a better day at school today.

by Jay Martin May 11, 2005

Shorty

Describes how short ur 🍆 is

That dick is so short I'm gonna call u shorty

by Let's get freaky 👅🍆 May 28, 2019