A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
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A title belonging to one who participates actively in the Shrek fandom, writing Shrek fanfiction, worshiping the Almighty Shrek, Shreking people in counter-strike, etc.
Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)
Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)
Dude, are you like, a Shrekkie or a Brogre?
Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.
A bishreksual, then?
Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.
A bishreksual, then?
by Timothy Brentwood August 19, 2014
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everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!
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by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019
Get the Shrekianity mug.A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.
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