Serj Tankian

The highly artistic and talented lead singer from the unique band System of a Down. He is currently working on a solo career and produces various bands (i.e. Fair to Midland). He is unashamed to express political beliefs and anything else he feels like showing the world. He writes beautiful poetry and is known to be an activist, not to mention a great guy. His vocals are insane (in a positive sense), and he may suffer from being over talented, so much so that he isn't always sure what to do with himself.

Close Friend who likes Serj: Hey, did you hear that Serj's new album is coming out?
Me: What? When? Where?!!
Close Friend: Calm down man... I'm not sure yet...
Me: Dude! This is SERJ TANKIAN we're talking about! How the deuce can I calm down!!! YOU MUST TELL ME!!
Close Friend: Well, I gotta go... so umm... bye o.0
Me: No! Come back! You must tell me when it is!!!

by nikeusessweatshops August 1, 2009

Serj Tankian

1. Lead singer of System of a Down

2. Sexiest man of all time.

3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.

Girl one: Who do you think is the sexiest man to ever live? I think its George Clooney.

Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!

*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*

by CaseyMeow April 4, 2010

Serious Business

See: internets

The internets: serious business.

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

Signature Seriouse

To be dead serious. To swear to God. A tense situation

That drive by by club 690 was signature seriouse.

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003