seitan

Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.

Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.

you haven't lived until you've tried the barbecue seitan wings at horizon's cafe.

by jaybie September 4, 2004

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Senator Buttars

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.

Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.

by MNM-G April 28, 2010

Semitarian

A semitarian (or semi-tarian) is a vegitarian who eats certain types. Of meat (eg: chicken, fish)

Jimbo is now a semitarian

by Loooserlf March 19, 2010

seitagram

an amazing kpop tiktoker you may also know him as @cherry.sooya or @starlight.sei he posts a lot but usually deletes them 5-10 minutes later also a big dahyun enthusiast!

1. Have you seen @seitagrams new post?! Yes!he is so funny!
2. wow @seitagram on tiktok is so nice!

by viseul December 25, 2020

man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014

The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter

Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023