Scaddle

The act of yelling 'SCATTER' yet everyone leaves in a neat and organized single file line.

We need to get out of here! Everyone scaddle!

by internetpersons November 27, 2016

schadenfucked

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.

I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.

by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

Schadenfreund

The online object of schadenfreude. A person you don’t unfriend for the sole purpose of having a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is their life. See also frenemie.

“On Facebook, Jenny is my favorite schadenfreund. If ruining ones own life we’re an Olympic event; she’d be investigated for doping”

by CYHBWIJG December 30, 2018

schandolph

a schandolph is usally described as a weird form of chicken nugget eaten in scotland

Look at that ugly little schandolph

by yo_gurl_who_likes_apples February 16, 2020

schadenscrolling

The act of scrolling through your newsfeed all day when something bad happens to a high profile person who you don't like.

The highly unpopular Prime Minister Larry Felcher lost the election today, so I spent the day schadenscrolling instead of cleaning the house

by Captain Roundhead November 8, 2020

Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021

Schadenfriday

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009