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sparrowfart

1. Really effing early.
2. An ineffectual or insubstantial person. Alternately, someone who is physcially slight or tiny.
1. We had to get up at sparrowfart in order to get there just as they opened.
2. My eighth grade English teacher was a sweet little sparrowfart of an old lady.
by Justin Burrows September 25, 2005
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Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 19, 2010
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sparrowed

sparrowed
adj.
1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)
After a few glasses of wine she was too sparrowed to even walk straight.
by DasN May 6, 2006
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Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.
Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.
by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008
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The Jack Sparrow

Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.

Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.
by acmonehellz January 25, 2007
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Sparrow

Horror movie released in 2010 starring Thomas James Longley, Faye Sewell, Alexis Jayne Defoe, Eric Kolelas, Sarah Linda and Jack W. Carter. The film was directed by Shaun Troke and was filmed on location in Poland. It premiered in London in 2010.
Sparrow was seen at many international film festivals, receiving acclaim from notable critics.
by urbanhappy August 5, 2010
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Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003
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